In Order to Form a More Tongue-Tied Union

{Claude}

{Q} rewrite the preamble to the U.S. Constitution as a series of difficult tongue twisters

{A} We the Particularly Purposeful Perspicacious People, Persistently Pursuing Properly Perfected Principles, Presently Proclaim Perpetual Prosperity’s Possibilities.

Unified Undulating Unions Unequivocally Undertake Judiciously Juggling Jurisdiction’s Jittery Junctures, While Willfully Wielding Wisely Woven Welfare’s Wishes.

Tremendously Tranquil Territories Through Threatening Times, Decidedly Defending Democracy’s Demanding Designs, Mindfully Managing Momentous Matters Most Meaningful.

Purposefully Promoting Peaceful Proper Propriety, Wholeheartedly Wielding Widespread Worthy Wellbeing, Liberally Letting Liberty Light Life’s Long Legacy.

Ostensibly Ordaining Obvious Obligations Owed, Beneficently Bestowing Blessings Beyond Boundaries Broad, Constitutionally Commanding Common Causes Clearly Claimed: “Perpetually Proclaimed Principles Precisely Preserved Prevail!”